u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I wish you could order shots online.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
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every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
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I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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