Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
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Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
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Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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