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He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.

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(443): View more from Maryland

this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.

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(248): View more from Michigan

My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"

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(616): View more from Michigan

My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.

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(917): View more from New York City

It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth

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