Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
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Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
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I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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