do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
one might say we're banned from that church
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
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I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
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i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
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