erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
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I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
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but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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