there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
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If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
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The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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