you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
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And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
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She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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