yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
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I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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