On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
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We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
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This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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