the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
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My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
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I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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