Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
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There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
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Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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