Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
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I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
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My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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