i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
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OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
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She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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