Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
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I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
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Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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