how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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