Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
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Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
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I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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