Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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