She said her name was "party"
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
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When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
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Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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