Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
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I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
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When did we convert life to cartoon?
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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