Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
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After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
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You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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