So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
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I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
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She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
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Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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