Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
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its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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