Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
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Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
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It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize