Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
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would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
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Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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