I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
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definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
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Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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