How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
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you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
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I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
third nipple confirmed
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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