Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
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found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
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You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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