I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
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You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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