The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
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The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
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Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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