After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
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You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
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My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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