no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
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230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
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Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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