ya dads aren't the best wingmen
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
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I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
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I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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