pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
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Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
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Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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