i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
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I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
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What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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