And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
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he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
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I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
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