um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
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It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
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Of course I have a pirate flag
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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