a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
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he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
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I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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