So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
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just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
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"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Send help, water and tortillas.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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