i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
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will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
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seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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