My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
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He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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