Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
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I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
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Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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