A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
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I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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