Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
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he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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