i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
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Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
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Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I am available for nakedness
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
where are my eyebrows?
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