there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
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You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
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I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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