I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize