We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
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I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
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Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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