If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
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The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
you will always have a special place in my vag
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
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We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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