I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
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She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
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I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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