i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
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For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
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He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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